
You look so pretty when you cry.
Don’t wanna hit you but the only thing between our love is:
A bloody nose, a busted lip and a blackened eye
You’re a little pistol and I’m fucking pistol whipped
You’re a little pistol and I’m fucking pistol whipped
Maybe that’s what happens when a tornado meets a volcano. All I know is I love you too much to walk away.
And I always will.
That made me smile. <666
I love you my tornado. I always will <333
Even when I act like one?
(Source: ohcullens)
Umm yeah Max well we can take care of that one real fast. Of course you wouldn’t care. Jerk!
It’s just like a quick snip. He won’t even feel it.

Ashley wearing one of the dresses I made her. I found this cute little hat and Max bitched about it forever, I think because it wasn’t all black, but she seemed to like it. She’ll be home with us soon, a few weeks at the latest and we’ll be a real family again.
Hell yeah I bitched. Our daughter is wearing too many bright ass colors. =p
Maybe that’s what happens when a tornado meets a volcano. All I know is I love you too much to walk away.
And I always will.
That made me smile. <666
(Source: ohcullens)
You mean my horny little guy?
Yeah pretty much, but we both know he can’t help it.
He can help it. Tell him to controll his red rocket.
Ew gross Maxwell, you know he can’t control that…I don’t even want to think about that.
He needs to work on controliing that, but like if he’s not humping me I don’t care.

One more week…
Isn’t that the same phone you had when that nude of you was taken, the one that ended up on the internet?
Yeah it is. Then I used the same phone to send the picture to you which YOU put on the internet. =p I left my iPhone at home.
I swear I didn’t do it!
Bullshit, Lex. I know it was you. =p

You mean my horny little guy?
Yeah pretty much, but we both know he can’t help it.
He can help it. Tell him to controll his red rocket.